Get on the case with So Sue Me Sushi!
Okay, you’ve just about had it. One more person threatening to sue and you’ll explode. Have you ever had one of those days when, after being threatened over and over again with being sued, you just wanted to shout, “So Sue Me!”?
Well, then this is a meal you will love. With every bite of our So Sue Me Sushi, you will forget all about those threats and reach a level of culinary nirvana that not even Buddha himself could have imagined.
1 cup sushi rice
8 nori seaweed sheets
2 tablespoons sesame seeds
1/2 cup imitation crabmeat, finely chopped
3 tablespoons mayonnaise
1/2 cucumber, peeled and cut long and thin (like toothpicks)
1 avocado, peeled, thinly sliced lengthwise
Lay the nori sheets out on a flat rolling surface. Spread the sushi rice evenly over the sheets and sprinkle the sesame seeds over the surface. Place the crabmeat and mayonnaise in a small bowl and mix until it is well combined. Spread the mixture evenly down the center of each nori roll, and top with avocado and cucumber slices. Roll the sushi into a log. Slice the log into 3/4 inch pieces and serve the meal as soon as possible.
From the Claims Cookbook by Carl Van and Laura Wimsatt